American Pika on Snow
Near Bozeman, Montana
Brrr! It was the Winter Solstice, the shortest day of the year, and high atop a snowy mountain peak, a tiny American pika named Pip was having a bit of an existential crisis. Wrapped in his luxurious winter coat (think of the fuzziest earmuffs you've ever seen), Pip surveyed the scene. Two feet of snow – that's like a whole pika over, dude! – had blanketed the mountain in a pristine white sheet.
But Pip wasn't worried. Unlike those lazy bears who snooze the winter away, pikas are the ultimate hustlers of the animal kingdom. They're all about that #NoHibernation life. Pip had spent all summer stockpiling a mountain (well, a pika-sized mountain) of his favorite snacks – juicy grasses, crunchy leaves, and the occasional bit of moss for some extra roughage ( gotta keep that gut healthy!).
He scurried across the snow, his little pink nose twitching with excitement. See, all that snow wasn't just a fashion statement for the mountains; it was like a giant, fluffy fridge keeping Pip's personal grocery store – those hay piles peeking out from under the snowdrifts – perfectly preserved! Imagine having your own personal pantry built right outside your front door!
Now, some might think winter for a tiny pika sounds like a recipe for frostbite, but Pip knew better. Those tunnels under the rocks? Totally pimped out with dried plants for extra insulation. And his body? Burning at a steady 105 degrees Fahrenheit – that's practically a walking space heater, folks!
So while the rest of the world was napping or bundled up with cocoa, Pip was living his best life, a furry little ball of energy munching on his winter stash and plotting his next foraging adventure. Because hey, who needs hibernation when you've got hustle, heart, and a seriously impressive hay pile?
-By Jere Folgert